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Friendly Vulture

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."
"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."
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comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
by True Isopod February 1, 2018
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cart vulture

A person very eagerly awaiting to take your cart at a shopping mall or grocery store, to the point of uncomfortably standing beside you in the parking lot and starring while you put your groceries in the car, just because they either want a motorized cart with a full battery , or a tiny shopping buggy.
"I could barely get my groceries in the truck, before the cart vulture wanted to swoop off in my beeping chair".
by DeeAnnDee52 July 13, 2022
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vultures

is the most knee templeing gang that walks the earth, super ruthless the dunk babies in the lacal trash cans. don't play that be with the shit don't play.
fuck the vultures coming betta hide them babies!
by joe bidens son March 6, 2023
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Bearded Vulture

A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.

Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.

With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'

Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture May 31, 2018
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Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020
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Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard
by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015
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