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vital vision

Guestimating vital signs of a patient based on their appearance without actually taking them.
He vital visioned his blood pressure at 120/80.
by Hop,skip, and have fun October 6, 2020
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Bitch Vision

Bitch vision is when a stripper or a sex worker takes drugs like acid that make them a bit loopy before doing what they’re supposed to at their work place
“I hope you don’t mind but I have major bitch vision right now!”
by Wrinkle The Pig April 19, 2023
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[vision][model]

she don't know she's beautiful-
1. A girl who is amazing gorgeous, usually pale skinned with dark hair and eyes, she looks like a model complete with sexy legs.
2. A girl who is fun to be around
3. The girl who everyone should love& because she's a really awesome girl
4. A girl with an awesome deveotion (to belifs and friends-even when they don't know it)
5. The girl most of the boys secretly love.
Whoa... Look at her, she's a vision... No, she's Christina-
visionmodel
by her secret LOVER- January 15, 2009
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Vaginal vision

This is the vision used by horny woman, thinking primary with their vaginas and not their brains.
Betsy dosen't normally sleep with a guy she just met, but she used her vaginal vision and found that one.
by Mix master Mac September 3, 2021
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confuso-vision

Used to describe a style of film making that relies on several jump cuts a second to cover up the fact that said film has a terrible script and/or actors. Inevitably said film will be a massive commercial success and continue to contribute to the plethora of crap that passes for blockbuster hollywood films today.
Directed by Michael Bay in Confuso-Vision

Fast & Furious 10 - see it in 3D Confuso-Vision!
by Urban Ninja October 22, 2012
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bass vision

The ability to see through your bass drum. You develop this after marching bass drum for a little more than a year. (Or when you run into the drum majors car)
My bass vision prevented me tripping over that curb
by Thomas Neal8455 July 26, 2018
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tequila vision

A 2 turns into a 10 after a couple shots of tequila!!
Oh my god the guy you hooked up with was so ugly last night.
Ugh, I know, I have tequila vision.
by tequilavision123 April 24, 2021
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