valve

A dim-witted person, slow on the uptake and incapable of joined-up thinking. From thermionic emission valves which take forever to function normally and even when they do they are incapable of the high speed switching operations of micro-electronics. A classic moron.

Nominated for the "Valve of the Year" Award are: Peter Griffin for his work in Family Guy, Homer Simpson for his leading role in The Simpsons and Boris Johnson; Mayor of London... And the winner is... Boris Johnson.

by 4809Gadget July 16, 2010

Viveik

1) The name given to most ninjas in the world.
2) A word used to describe someones pure awesomeness.

eg."Oh my God that is viveik to the maxx"

by anon nona February 22, 2010

check valve

A person who does not have the capability of seeing both sides of an arguement.

Following an arguement where the one person continues to not recognize that his/her point of view could not possibly be incorrect.... "Why cant you at a minimum see that the other side of the arguement could have some merit? You fucking check valve. You one way mother fucker!"

by JP7 March 11, 2009

valver

more commonly know as the vauxhall 2.0 16v redtop engine that you find in astra's and cavaliers
is very popular amgonst boy racers and car modifiers

i just dropped a valver into my corsa

by vauxhall_vixen05 September 23, 2005

foo foo valve

"Polite" kiwi slang for a vulva.

I just saw my mum's foo foo valve - yewww!

by Pshop May 25, 2008

Viveka

Viveka is a big lass, a good sport, and a tremendous friend, my one and only, my darling darling sister. She has okay-cute thumbnails, but her thumbs bend back wayyyy too far for them to be her best feature. She loves buying takeaways- her favourite is hoisin duck with pancakes. She's a fun loving girl, Making her every loveable, but she sometimes oversteps the line, making people embarrased on her behalf. Luckily, she does not notice this, and thinks its all fun and games. I love her to the clouds and back, and hope she will never stop making me laughing (at her not with her).

Oh we love viveka!! She's such a giggle. Did you see her eating pancakes yesterday?!

by Biči October 31, 2020

potty valve

it,s the flapper were the anis is

he hit my potty valve with his penis

by mike hunt 52 February 20, 2009