Cali Tree

Exceptional marijuana grown from the medicinal weed state of California. Cali tree in comparison to any other states tree (with the exception of Maui Wowie) will romp any other TCH heavy weed. Even low quality Cali Tree will be more potent then some of the best marijuana from other states. In theory this is due to the legalization of medical marijuana in the state and the many of the Cannabis colleges located within the state.

Damn Jordan, I need to get some of that Cali Tree ASAP! This Pennsylvania Reefer just isnt cutting it.

Cali Tree makes the highest quality cookies... get it? HIGHest quality.

Kid Cudi was spittin about that Cali Tree, i think we should take a trip to the golden state.

by You Just Lost The Game, Haha October 27, 2010

Tree Octopus

God's way of telling us that humanity is fucked.

Teacher: Okay, Grade fives, look at this website. *shows website, 'Save the
Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus'* Is this animal real?
All Students: Yes! Let's go catch tree octopi now - ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!

by Discosauras Rexorus July 15, 2011

Tree Kids

The scum of moon valley high school. If there was a social hierarchy they'd be below the pigeons. If you find yourself sitting by a tree surrounded by a bench, with a trench coat and a face caked with black makeup... you may be a tree kid. Typically, this can be treated with chemotherapy.

Wow look at those tree kids, enjoying a Naruto run through the rain!

by Refrgorator January 25, 2017

cunt tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.

Person 1: "Eew, what smells like dirty vagina?"
Person 2: "Looks like the cunt trees are in bloom."

by ihatecunttrees May 15, 2011

Trees & ZZZ's

The act of smoking marijuana before one goes to sleep.

Guys I'm smashed up, time to go back to my room for some Trees & ZZZ's.

by Cabey Dodey April 27, 2009

tree fity

three dollars and fifty cents.

I need about a tree fity

by Newman March 18, 2004

Planting trees

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014