Snail trail

A wet, mucousy streak left in a womens underwear after a hot sweaty day (the stage before it turns to panty crust)
Val had a nasty snail trail in her panties today....hahaha
by Barny July 09, 2003
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Trail Rated

1. Jeep 4x4s are tested on the toughest trails in the world to prove one thing: THEY CAN TAKE WHATEVER YOU DISH OUT. The Trail Rated badge means that your Jeep 4x4 has been designed to perform in five categories of off-road conditions: traction, ground clearance, maneuverability, articulation, and water fording.

2.
a way to describe you that your ass is on the highest level of badness. or to describe a person or thing at the strongest level.
1.
nick: i heard you bought yourself a new auto.
jim: yeah, it's a ford escape hybrid suv with four wheel drive.
nick: too bad it isn't TRAIL RATED like my Jeep.
jim: (starts to cry)

2.
sally: what are you doing?
tina: i'm stealing your dog.
sally: you can't do that.
tina: bitch, i'm TRAIL RATED. i do what i want.
by millertim April 26, 2007
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Snail Trail

The remnants of post cum and vaginal juices in your underwear after having sex.
My girlfriend knew I was cheating after she noticed the snail trail in my underwear.
by Pokey the Clown March 09, 2007
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The Campaign Trail

political simulation game where you can replay “scenarios,” or past elections
I just won the 1896 Election as William J Bryan on the Campaign Trail.
by based_bobthebuilder March 08, 2022
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poison trail

A skill on a League of Legends character, Singed, The Mad Chemist involving the act of leaving a cloud of chemicals that poison the enemies behind you as you walk.

In real life, the act of knowingly walking in front of people and silently farting as you stroll.

While this may seem douchebaggy, it is quite fun and thrilling to do, especially if you have headphones on so you are unaware of the volume of your exhaust fumes.
As I walked out of McDonald's yesterday, I left a silent, yet deadly poison trail from the counters to the playground.
by ch01ce June 04, 2012
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trash trail

Commonly known as the "treasure trail," the trash trail is the not so attractive pubic forest leading up to a man's junk.
OMG Becky. I was so disappointed by Jon's junk. He had quite the trash trail.

or

If it weren't for Stuart's trash trail, I would have never found what he called his "little treasure."
by Phalamjola October 14, 2010
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hippy trail

a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.

When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."

"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
by kittyme May 22, 2010
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