Red traffic light game

Winning is everything in the red traffic light game. Win a simple game of 'paper scissors rock' (just one game - best of one) and your loins will be titillated with a dash of frothiness thrown in too if you're lucky. At every red light you stop at whilst driving, the loser must'
fondle/stroke/touch/use their hands/finger-bang/fist?/ the winner for as long as the traffic light is red. (no fist please). Once the traffic light turns green, all action must stop. Repeat at next red light.

Hey man, Penelope just lost the red traffic light game and we have a 3 hour drive in front of us. The bitch is going to RSI and i'm going to get my rocks off! BOOM!

by Andy Chocoman January 26, 2013

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Traffic

Bad, not good, a real drag

"Yo man, can't believe that yo girl was flippin out lyk dat"

"Yeaaaah blood, shit was straight traffic"

by ShroomRyder May 6, 2010

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Traffic Control

The dangerous job of setting up lane closures so road construction can be accomplished. Consists of setting up signs, arrowboards, and deliniation devices. Traffic control technicians also instal temporary pavement markings. These include the white and yellow lane dividers and edgelines. They spend their work day trying not to get killed and making it safe for drivers and workers

Without proper Traffic Control road construction would not be possible.

by Sublime0901 January 17, 2009

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trafficonstipator

An oblivious person who opts to drive the exact same speed as someone in the next lane; choosing to be ignorant of the huge line of traffic behind them.

I am late because of the scourge of idiot trafficonstipators on the way in today.

by jaytho June 28, 2010

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