touch me

A phrase in which grabs the attention of an innocent civilian, and directs that person to touch you, in a sexual or completely safe and g-rated way!!

1. As the hottest girl in school walked past me in the hall, and said "hi", all I could say in response was "TOUCH ME".

by Chrisssy T December 15, 2008

touch grass

used to describe people who may have been acting/talking in a sexual way ; telling them to get outside more

ben was acting so horny. he needs to go outside and touch grass

by linalina January 2, 2021

Touch of the tar brush

Phrase used to indicate that a person's ancestry may include person(s)of different race.

There looks like there's been a touch of the tar brush in that family.

by Purpleperil October 18, 2008

soft touch massage

A massage where the masseuse softly touches your body with her fingers and hair and works your inner thighs and taint while on your stomach in an effort to give you an erection. She then asks you to turn over and finishes you off with a hand release. A table shower usually concludes the session.

Just got back from an soft touch massage and man do I feel relaxed.

by green plant February 10, 2014

balls are touching

When the balls of 2 male participants in a threesome touch. Making them gay.

"Its not gay unless the balls touch."

Balls are touching

by Cyphaer April 20, 2007

ipod touch

The coolest thing on earth!

i love the ipod touch

by urbandictionary sux January 11, 2008

touch butt

The act of adult horseplay in which two men competitively try to touch each-others butts while defending there own butts. Often played in the park with a man sporting a ponytail. A term made popular by Nate Diaz during a UFC press conference.

You were playing touch butt with that dork in the park!

by Lump Loaf August 9, 2016