Tom

An ugly bastard. That always smells like shit. Is a selfish prick than ruins people's life. You should avoid anyone with this name. Just the sight of this person will ruin your whole day. A donkeys ass is better looking than this thing. You can't even call him a man because he is such a big pussy. Hated by many loved by none. Usally old fat and bald.

Person one: God I hate this pig I work with

Person two: Of course you do it's because he is a Tom

by Fuck_foever17 February 28, 2014

Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer]

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.

steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha

by pi3r8 October 23, 2008

TOM

Time Of Month.

Wow! Its her TOM!

by mofo ninja October 31, 2011

Tom

midget with a tiny dick

He has a small dick he must be a tom

by Blasianant March 21, 2017

Tom

A fit guy who has an enormous willy also Kallan has a todger

Tom thinks Kallan really has a huge willy

by Bobbross-1 May 19, 2018

Tom

Tom is a very gay child who thinks he is black. He has a small penis and no one really likes him. A tom ussaly has a crush on someone who he can not get over let's all just get it toms a faggot. Tom also like doing gay shit like putting his tiny penis on small places and ribbing peoples legs.

Wow that guys smashing his dog he's such a tom.

by Tomisgay101 November 9, 2017

Tom

A confused English boy with no sense of humour,horrible colour hair and useually have a strong scent (not a good smell) following him around. They do not have many friends and are always looking for hot girls who do not see any point in them.

Girl 1: did u see that boy that boy in town the other day?

Girl 2: omg yeah he was wierd

Girl 1: I agree he was being such a tom!

by Awsomness@2005 February 5, 2018