Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captain’s relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.
Rachel’s getting some of the Captain’s Relish tonight.
Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.
Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captain’s Relish.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Captain’s Relishmug. Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.
“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.
“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.
by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019
Get the Captains Cupboardmug. The romantic paring of Killian Jones/Captain Hook, and David Nolan/ Prince Charming in the tv show once upon a time.
by Lol I exist September 5, 2021
Get the Captain charmingmug. Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010
Get the Captains Tanmug. by J-Winner March 25, 2010
Get the Captain Obviousmug. the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.
look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.
come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
by cheif asshole October 11, 2010
Get the captain assholemug. A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.
by Sargeant Sweatpants August 6, 2009
Get the Captain Digiornomug.