pork skewer

To give a blow job and take it up the ass simultaneously.

What a whore. Last night she pulled a pork skewer

by james May 13, 2005

piece of pork

The penis, especially mine.

If a dog is man's best friend, my piece of pork is woman's best friend.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

pork chopper

a police helicopter, see ghetto bird

"and if you're afraid of them pesky pork choppers in the sky, no worries! we'll fix them too."

by pow3rzz October 12, 2004

Pork Cutlet

The practice of dipping your penis into sand while having intercourse on a sandy beach.

Sandy and I had sex on the beach last night. I gave her the "pork cutlet".

by PorkCutlet September 3, 2009

pork missle

the bologna pony express
a.k.a.- pocket rocket, the pussy pounder, flesh pop, the male genetalia, minus the scrotum, of an outright phallical nature.

Oh shit, oh fuck, the pork missle is armed and ready to blow.

by tommygunz August 30, 2004

Pork Snorkel

Your manhood looks like a snorkel when receiving a BJ. Created when the girl takes one of your balls in her mouth having the shaft run up one or the other side of her face representing a snorkel.

My girl was diving on me and gave me the Pork Snorkel.

by JR538 June 16, 2009

Pork tits

Bitch Tits, Man Tits, big meaty man boobs.

The tank top Steve was wearing couldn't contain his dd pork tits.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005