Nathan

Bro turned me into a lesbian and also stole my stuffed animal and $80. Please give them both back. Thank you :)

Friend: Hey, whatever happened to Nathan?
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭

by pleasgivemeeightydollars June 24, 2023

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Nathan

He's a little silly and owns a male moose milker

He enjoys men a lot and a lot of them.
He can shred like no other on a motorcycle and is the meanest gang in the town. The Potatoes.
He came out the womb knowing how to dissemble and assemble a fully automatic fire arm in less than 30 seconds.

When the midwife slapped him he ROARED.

Kawaii desu he's such a potato X3.

Person 1: Wow that guy is such a potato
Person 2: don't be cringe man, say that he's a Nathan.

by princesspiddles September 19, 2020

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Nathan

Nathan is a great person to have as a family member. He is a very nice person. Nathan is a generous . Nathan is also genius. He likes to spent time with friends. Nathan is also a very aggressive person and you do not want to mess with Nathan. He or she also likes discovering new things

You will have to sleep with a eye open if you mess with nathan

by Nfdtfhr5ret April 10, 2020

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Nathan

I can confirm that nathan is indeed a wooden toaster who is addicted to ice cudes

Nathan is a wooden toaster that is addicted to ice cudes

by Tommybombhead April 12, 2021

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Nathan

Nathan is a very troublesome person, not funny, not smart and unfortunately ugly. Has more than doubtful life goals, he dreams of being an example but has not understood that becoming an example was a consequence of social success and not a goal in itself. BRIEF Nathan is stuck in his world and doesn't want to come out because he thinks he's right.
ps: sus

Nathan: je vais win les gars

...... 2mins later he loose the game

by anonymous November 21, 2021

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