tijuana turtleneck

When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.

Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.

by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019

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Tijuana Iguana

A Latina version of a Lot Lizard

I stopped at the truck stop late last night and was approached by a Tijuana Iguana.

by Martini17 October 1, 2024

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Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

by anonymous July 21, 2022

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The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.

"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023

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