Unwanted Thoughts

A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.

Unwanted thoughts, no one wants you here, so fuck off dammit

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020

Stoned Thought

A thought that has been inscribed on a stone using another stone.

Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.

Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.

by babla13579 March 6, 2021

great thou art

That on the cross, our burden gladly bearing, he bled and died, to take away our sins! Then sings my soul, my savior God to thee, how great thou art!

Pamala: So Duncan, what’s your favorite church song?

Duncan: “How great thou art!”
Pamala: Oh funny! That’s my favorite song too!
Duncan: okay but I Didn’t ask....

by Usehername March 8, 2021

Gay Thoughts

Thoughts a man has about being romantically/sexually attracted to another man. It's also something Gustavo Fring asks you if you have had any in one particular meme.

Gus: "You guys ever had gay thoughts?"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

[Techno] [Tuesday] [even] [though] [its] [Friday]

When its Friday and you listen to techno music on YouTube all night. Usually techno Tuesday even though its Friday is sung in a certain way.

Bob: Hey Tod what did you do this friday? Tod: Oh, I pulled a techno tuesday even though its friday

by Flarkman383 May 25, 2010

My Stream of Thought

Babble gabble aooole apple wappe wl lay een been with the other for this of gaven if country redneck jordan is just a marijuana andrew will stone the first stone glowing stone healing stone ifng stone with my prone call of duty if my stream of thought will continue in the ER with the medical tape for football and eight championships I will be first Alabama is second I want to never play lineback maybe if I had the skills mouse are eating cheese why do elephants fear them?

I just typed, and those are the words that were in my head at that second so it was my stream of thought

by salvadore May 11, 2013

That's Worth A Thought

Often said at a meeting when someone is being a T.W.A.T.

Business Development Manager "With some heat and light, these green shoots can turns into a game-changer"
Operations Manager "That's Worth A Thought"

by The Operations Manager November 5, 2016