A Mexican Thong is when a man is fucking a woman in the ass while eating a taco. The man then pulls out quickly so she shits everywhere, then the man rubs the shit up her crack and around her waist like a thong and then proceeds to play the mexican hat dance.
Tommy: "Dude, I'm going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow, but first, tonight I'm going to give her a Mexican Thong!"
Aaron: "Dude! Nasty!"
Aaron: "Dude! Nasty!"
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Tongan Boy: Yeh bro, he told me to get fucked so I fucked up his face.
Tongan Boy: Yeh bro, he told me to get fucked so I fucked up his face.
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Someone should've told her that the point of the thong is to hide panty lines, not just displace them. Now she's got an itchy case of thong burn and can't go to the frat party with us.
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