Morning Fog

Two known examples

1. Morning fog relates to the North Carolina Appalachian mountainous region around Asheville. Clouds forming a fog in the mountains valleys in the morning hours are quite beautiful while drinking a coffee.

2. Jerking off into your sleeping partners eye’s without waking them in the morning. Forming a fog like glaze in their morning vision.

“I love the Asheville area cause of the Morning Fog”

“I gave her/him the Morning Fog”

“Jesus! I can’t see ! I got Morning Fog in my eyes”

by Ghost Face Khilla November 26, 2020

morning marble

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.

Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble

by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016

morning maple

When you wake up in the morning drenched cum but don’t remember anything

Ya I woke up today with a morning maple

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

morning pizza

Ya know when ya have spare pizza from the party and you save it for brekkie the next morning? Well that’s morning pizza. Suck it bitch

Can 4 pizzas do we can have spare morning pizza

by maeandjoearethebest July 26, 2019

Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.

Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.

by Yo Mama Like Me January 4, 2021

Morning Erection

Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up

I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock

by SingleForeverTW July 13, 2021

morning growler

The long loud fart that older guys have first thing in the morning

At first I thought a bear was in my parents room. It turned to be just dads morning growler.

by robo dad June 11, 2018