thirsty two ouncer

a quart sized beer which can be purchased at professional sporting events for an exorbitant price
"Hey Jim here is $40--go to the concession stand and get us 4 of those thirsty two ouncers."
by gcw January 12, 2004
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Thirsty Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thirsty Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.
by Mr. Scrickets January 07, 2007
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Thirsty Ass Nigga

A nigga who picks up phones faster than everyone in a sales office. He is always the first one there and the last one to leave. He shares none of his leads. Talks to every cute girl he sees but none of them respond. Most importantly he always responds to other people ass thirsty ass niggas.
Patrick your always picking up that phones all quck you thirsty ass nigga, I should probably bring you in a 3 gallon of a bottle of water tomorrow. Damn....thirsty ass nigga.
by NSS-Satellite May 28, 2010
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thirsty ass bitch

Emma is such a thirsty ass bitch
by Everyone123098564 March 23, 2017
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thirsty boi

It's 9 am so we left to go buy some thirsty bois because we're alcoholics.
by Thirsty boi September 14, 2017
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The Double Thirsty Reaction

When 2 thirsty people think one another is attractive. Once meeting, there is an instant obligation to bone eachother. After about a week (can vary to a singular day) they will begin the reaction phase. Dating. The Double Thirsty Reaction does not apply if the couple lasts longer than 2 weeks.
fgt1: Tre and Briana have known eachother for a week. They've already gone on 4 movie dates dude.
fgt2: Oh no bro, it's the Double Thirsty Reaction
by djd1899 January 27, 2015
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thirsty ass dude

a guy who will. jump at any oppertunity to have any and every chance to have any interaction with a female
look at this thirsty ass dude
by bearmace041 November 25, 2020
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