Pack of whales

A group of sexually generous females with whom one is likely to be able to enjoy sexy times.

"Oi oi, look sharp lads."
"Who even says that?"
"Never mind about that, Jeremy, we appear to have stumbled across a pack of whales!"
"Oh good! No doubt they'll have sex with us."

by Turtlefeatures May 14, 2013

disgruntled whale

Leaving a fat bird naked on her back on the floor after refusing to fuck her due to her disgruntled blubber.

Good shout- you just left her there like a disgruntled whale

by tedwheatus March 20, 2010

Whaling Up

The morning after a night out, you roll over, and see the whale you brought home last night. Variant of the phrase 'waking up'

Tylor's gonna be whaling up tomorrow morning if he takes her home!

by dijondude February 19, 2015

Honk the Whale

(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...

grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...

by dannyz2589 October 16, 2008

whale jumping

A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.

-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...

by dj espu November 14, 2007

whale shovel

Any device used to lift, turn or transfer fat people.

"Three big male nurses couldn't lift her fat ass from the floor, so they had to get the whale shovel out."

by Dirty Diana F. February 18, 2014

Bazooka Whale

The best mammal on Earth, can destroy an entire steel block with 3 bazookas, and can give shaggy 1000 years of death twice in a 1v1.

The Bazooka Whale is the best creature known to man.

by BazookaWhale56YT May 6, 2019