two-holer

An outhouse that has two seats (holes), allowing two people to move their bowels at the same time. Common in the days before indoor plumbing when toilet paper was either corn cobs or pages from the Sears catalog.

Sorry Jethro, I can't help you shoe your horse this weekend. The old lady wants me to clean out the two-holer.

by Freddy Ferno September 02, 2009

Two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.

He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!

by BadBeast December 15, 2009

two-flusher

a piece of log so humungous and/or rigid that, after the deed, the defecator would need to flush the toilet twice to completely banish the sucker. Sometimes it requires the assistance of the defecator to break the shat up manuel with near-by objects, e.g. toilet brush, scissors, toothbrush (of one's partner), etc.

*flush*
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker

"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"

by jajambo February 05, 2004

Fox Two

Code used by NATO Air Force pilots to indicate the launch of an air-to-air infrared-guided missile.

I'm in position for a Sidewinder, Fox Two.

by thefosh August 16, 2009

Two-faced

To say one thing and do another. Also to act one way on saturday, and flip a bitch on tuesday.

"I'm a Two-faced cunt that dosent really know what the hell she wants, please dont mistake my apparent feelings for you as real feelings, even though I tell you they are, cause it is in my nature to say one thing, do another, and claim to have done a third."
i.e M.E.

by Stepped on again. May 03, 2006

zero two

Best girl from 2018, most precious smile aswell.
she should be loved and protected.

Zero two is really a great waifu !

by Horn Lover August 07, 2018

two sticks two bones

To rob a place with 2 sticks (2 guns) with two of your friends and kill em in cold blood this 2 bones

Yo imma go get two sticks two bones

by Mark wallus December 27, 2020