Tide Pods

Edible sources of idiocy.

Hey, man. Let's post a frav YT vid about eating Tide Pods!

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit February 1, 2018

Roll Tide

When your cousin gives you an enema with a tide pod.

I miss my cousin, her roll tides are the best!

by Key of life February 20, 2025

change the tide

When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.

Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...

by Rylo K3n April 24, 2018

Secrets Tides

A resort in the Dominican Republic with beautiful beaches, restaurants and pools. The occasional swinger can be found at the preferred pool bubbler spa, so be ready to disrobe and fornicate.

Secrets Tides is a great place to vacation, or get accidentally pregnant.

by Binoc9 June 23, 2024

tide commercial

Something that is dead and should never be used

Gay

Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.

by yAbOiBrOnCoS@609 May 5, 2018

Tide

Tide is a person with a very large 15 inch penis who gets lots of females and very athletic

danm he just fucked my bitch must be a tide

by Tide Omundsen May 1, 2024

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016