Phil Swift

Phil Swift is a person that makes flex tape and is a crazy son of a bitch that is out of his damn mind

Phil Swift: let me show you the power of Flex tape (randomly saws boat in half) me: this guy is on meth

by Manwhore55 September 30, 2019

Taylor Swift

The music industry

Stream Betty by Taylor Swift

by pa0la July 5, 2022

swift wristy

to wank a penis vigourasly

she wanked my cock at the speed of light.Swift wristy a?

by gurner 101 February 10, 2010

Taylor Swift

the music industry

She's talented, maybe she listens to Taylor Swift.

by globedictionary-official February 8, 2021

Dr. Swift

A girl who's nipples protrude through her bra, clothes, jacket, and into an alternate universe

Dude she's a dr. Swift!

Watch your eyes!!!

by That girl tho1 January 21, 2014

Janky Swift

A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.

I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.

by Flawbmygawb January 2, 2021

Phil Swift

He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)

Phil Swift is my dad

by Phil Swift is my dad March 7, 2019