Duck suit

thin rubber sheath worn on a dudes pee pee during coitus to protect you from getting a baby mama or from getting the poo on you.

Jesse:Do you have a condom?

Terry:No, I have my handy dandy Duck suit™️

Jesse: thanks Duck suit!

by Relatedtojesus September 4, 2023

dick suit

The very fanciest condom available

My dick suit was top of the line and custom ordered

by LJ9493 September 16, 2016

Space suit

A space suit in when you pass gas in warm clothes and it channels the smell straight to your nose.

I was out playing in the snow and space suited myself! It stunk like sh#@!

by Upir lichy #1 July 9, 2017

men suit

Pubic hair on your body, specialy chest.

-- Guys went swimming. --
Paul: Aren't you cold?
Mark: No way, I wear my men suit.

by johnymachine September 14, 2009

Office Suite

No one ever says the word suite when referring to an office unless they are in Oregon.

"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"

by Oregon Ducker April 10, 2019

Suit stirrer

A word used in negative connotations towards people named jeff

The plan is for you to be a leader not a suit stirrer.

by Krider0093 November 17, 2022

italian suit

Something of so high value that even the fake ones are worth $2800 of your bank deposit

he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~

by DaddyNikias May 3, 2019