Moist Johnson

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

by JMount August 31, 2006

moist boi

Any single alcoholic drink.

Ayo, hand me a moist boi - a cold one preferably.

by sraavo June 9, 2018

moist towel

where you are licking a pussy then start heavily warm breathing in her vagina to make it moist.

johnney gave me the best moist towel

by Moneybagz1697 April 6, 2011

Doinky Moist

Crap that comes out wet. Or someone who looks like crap thats wet.

Look at that doinky-moist drinking at the bar.

by Dj Eightrays April 3, 2003

moist

to be cool, brought out in south central bel air-bring it out in your city

that ride is moist

by Neo June 3, 2003

Cakes Moist

When a girl is turned on and is very wet.

Can also be applied to and for gay men, who often act a little queenish and identifies with their feminine side.

Girl #1 - "Damn Girl, That man is hot. "
Girl #2 - "Hell yeah!, He got my cakes moist"

by Retrosexual3 December 20, 2010

Moist Velvet

A Crazy Drinking league created in 2009 in Palmerston North, New Zealand.

Keeping it moist since the good times in Church Street.

Moist velvet has officials including Tim B, Jarmila N, Daniel M, Daniel R, Mark C and Helena P. There is also a large group of talented groupies that follow.

After having two now members banned from social club drinks without any evidence, this spirit filled league came together in a "Captain Planet" kind of way - Now known throughout the Manawatu as the elite drinking team.

Moist velvet is as sexy as their chosen crew name.

Drinking games don't phase em - They are the masters!!

Shall we get on the drinks? - Sure - Moist Velvet that Shit up!

That kinda excites me - all moist

by moistness1985 February 4, 2010