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Microwave Bird

Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.

I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up
Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.
by DeadGrizzly July 19, 2023
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Microwave

"My food is cold. How do I get it warm?"
"Da microwave"
by Hurskastelij A January 18, 2021
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use the microwave

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "
by jsurfs November 25, 2016
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son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!
by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017
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Microwave

A microwave is an electronic device that spins a disk inside with food on it, while it does this it sounds as follows: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEPBEEEEP"

Some very wise words if I do say so myself.
My microwave has blown up!

Oh no! Is the food ok?

No, you dumbass.
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Microwave

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
''Microwave: Stop looking at me or i add 5 minutes.''
by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020
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