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Mermaided

Any individual who is seemingly perfect and beautiful but upon further dating and observation is found to be a toxic individual.
Yeah dude, I met this girl and she was awesome at first! But then she stole my car... I got mermaided.
by Hog girl February 3, 2020
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Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.
Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.
by Chooch6969 April 12, 2025
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Bubbly Mermaid

When they go cock to nipple with a full mouth of cum, then blowing bubbles.
He really liked it when I gave him bubbly mermaids.
by KirbyS June 10, 2023
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Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.
The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.
by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019
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Mermaid Syndrome

A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.

Someone who drinks a lot of water.
‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’
by Genzwhsiper789 April 21, 2021
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indiana mud mermaid

It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid
by Icantthunkifauswrnamw May 18, 2023
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