Person 1: do you know about mermaids?
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*
by Moonlight butter May 30, 2025
Get the Mermaid mug.The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.
Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.
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Get the Mermaid's Pearl Necklace mug.A woman who’s so fine and her whining so fluid that it feels like she could pull you underwater with one move
We call them AN mermaid because their dance is so hypnotic it feels like they could drag you underwater with one whine
by UltimateLightSkin December 7, 2025
Get the AN Mermaid mug.The act of pulling down ones shorts and giving oneself a very tight wedgie with ones underwear- to the point where the underwear is completely engulfed in said cheeks. It must be done on a public body of water like a lake or bathtub in the street, and is usually done by males.
The first ever recorded mermaiding was sighted by a gyatted up boy on a stand up paddle board in the middle of a lake. It qas sighted by not only his friends, but likely the nearby passing luzz (lake huzz) aswell.
The first ever recorded mermaiding was sighted by a gyatted up boy on a stand up paddle board in the middle of a lake. It qas sighted by not only his friends, but likely the nearby passing luzz (lake huzz) aswell.
"Mummy look! That boy over there is mermaiding in the bath"
"OH my what voluptuous cheeks!"
Lachie: "I'm more homosexual than before after seeing that!"
"OH my what voluptuous cheeks!"
Lachie: "I'm more homosexual than before after seeing that!"
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Get the Mermaiding mug.She is my dirty water mermaid
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Get the dirty water mermaid mug.Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
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