long tong

10/10 product will change your life!! kelsorangejo's product sure does wonders!!

Person 1: hey have you seen the product the long tong?

Person 2: no is it good? Will it help me?

Person 1: you bet it will!!

(Can you let my family go now?

by sjadjhfdb August 24, 2021

izabella long

Izabella longs are a sweet and kind person. They always cares for people who are hurt and need a friend. Usually they smile at everything and are never rude to others. They are usually very smart and sensitive. They are very positive and love no matter what! Btw they are sexy as hell so dont give them up!

Honestly can i have an izabella long in my life?

by Joseph330 September 15, 2016

Long legged

When used to describe someone, it would mean liar, wrong, or ignorant.
When used as an expression it means calling something BS.

The longer or bigger the lie or expression the longer the leg.

"That is some long legged bullshit ma'am."
Person: "You're cute."
Girl: "Leg."

by _User_not_found_ November 16, 2020

Long Dick

Did you see Blake’s luscious Long Dick.

"Yeah child, Blake’s Long Dick penetrated me.”

by Long schlongeroni July 22, 2019

zheng long

The future president of the milky way supporting gay rights

OMG ITS ZHENG LONG HAWTT

by bennytan72 September 13, 2017

Long and a half

When something too long enough, it long and half.

friend: how long was your hit?
me: shit, it was long and a half.

by urbancurryman June 12, 2020

long bagger

A male who inserts his testicles (both) into his own anus allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. Usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scrotums.

That Rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.

by frankhepstien September 16, 2012