While having sweet doggy style intercourse with a female, you proceed to deficate in your hand and toss it up into the ceiling fan, thus creating a hail storm of feces.
by ahar April 25, 2010

by GuyFake69 March 30, 2021

A absolute legend. A man of all men. Someone who will put you in your place. A man of word and dignity.
Person:I’ve never heard of Hank Williams jr.
You:you’re telling me you’ve never heard bocephus’s amazing voice? Let me change your life.
Them: shoot okay
You:you’re telling me you’ve never heard bocephus’s amazing voice? Let me change your life.
Them: shoot okay
by Cowboykilla January 16, 2022

The feeling from roughly 8-10 mins into Saving Private Ryan where Tom hanks is shitting himself, going pale on the beach.
The intense feeling of realising the shit you truly are in/experiencing.
The intense feeling of realising the shit you truly are in/experiencing.
Me: Shit, work is busy as fuck
Friend: Yeah but look at the door, more people are coming
*camera zooms into face, "Tom Hanks feeling" felt. high pitched whine in background*
Friend: Yeah but look at the door, more people are coming
*camera zooms into face, "Tom Hanks feeling" felt. high pitched whine in background*
by pedl0r June 12, 2011

For years people have used the expression "Jesus H Christ" without knowing what the H stands for. The H stands for Hank.
by Mr. Bo Rules July 26, 2018

The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!
Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...
Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"
Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"
by Dextro tablet March 26, 2010

by Alex Bernhardt January 11, 2009
