Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.

Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.

by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021

Guido

Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!

Guys, I think we are totally lost. We really could use a Guido right now!

by SergeantScotch January 10, 2018

Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.

Everything was so confusing. but then I met Guido.

And it all makes sense now.

by Phospin July 12, 2023

pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.

Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!

by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023

Guido

A guido is a guido. Usually seen cutting lawns or doing some sort of landscaping.

Look at those fucking guidos cutting lawns.

by Guidmachine August 14, 2017

Guido’s Big Balls

An affectionate term for a Greek Adonis is an enormous set nut sack or hairy beanbags!

“Geez, look at the size of Guido’s Big Balls”!!!

by The Difficult One! August 13, 2023

Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.

Everything seemed so confusing, until I met Guido. Then it all made sense.

by Phospin July 12, 2023