Guido

Any South Philly kid named Santino. AKA Sanguido.
Dude, your such a guido. I bet you like Clvscw's.

Hey look it's Sanguido.
by Clvscw March 07, 2009
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A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.
Everything was so confusing. but then I met Guido.

And it all makes sense now.
by Phospin July 13, 2023
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Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.
Everything seemed so confusing, until I met Guido. Then it all made sense.
by Phospin July 13, 2023
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Guido: *teleports behind you* ~ Shaggy
by Not Sgt Major October 16, 2019
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an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs"
by godknows342 March 30, 2023
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An elusive creature but can be tempted out of his habitat by playing the sounds of Celine or ABBA.

Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy
I can’t find Guido”

“Well you’re not going to find him by playing ‘The Darkness” are you?
by ShortArsedDwarf February 08, 2025
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A guido is a guido. Usually seen cutting lawns or doing some sort of landscaping.
Look at those fucking guidos cutting lawns.
by Guidmachine August 14, 2017
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