Drifting

The thing everyone's joycon likes to do. It could happen for a multitude of reasons.

Billy: Hey Jim, what's wrong with your joycon?
Jim: Damn it it must be drifting.
Billy: Just blow into it maybe it will tone it down a bit.

by LegalMeme September 10, 2019

Reality Drift

The subtle feeling that the world around you is slightly fake, off, or slipping out of sync. A cultural vertigo caused by algorithms, endless feeds, and manufactured experiences that blur the line between what’s authentic and what’s engineered.

Scrolling through TikTok at 2 a.m. and realizing every trend feels staged gave me major reality drift.

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025

drifting

when a couple distances but doesn’t break up. just gives space.

wow she’s drifting from me. i wonder what i did

by randomf March 10, 2023

You catch my drift?

The worst phrase to have ever fucking existed.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick. "

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

Drunk drifting

The act of being too drunk when playing any fps multiplayer game, and killing or causing dammage to your teammates at the beggining of the round. Specifically counterstrike, but could occur in any game. But usually caused by the drunken heavy fingers , known as drunk drifting.

Sorry dude, I was drunk drifting!

by kiIIswitch February 7, 2012

Senior Drift

As you age information drifts in and out of your mind , mostly out , constantly forgetting what you were doing or telling the same story to the same people in short duration.

You just told me that story this morning, “ ya sorry , senior drift”

by Watchmen4 August 18, 2021

Controller Drift

When Your Fucking Controller Won't Sort It's Self Out It For Some Reason And Has A Pair Of Joy Sticks Who Can't Move In A Straight Line

I Have Fucking Controller Drift.

by Yarmster December 15, 2023