bitch ditched

when you have a best friend that's a boy and you're a girl and he gets a girlfriend he ditches you for her.

sara: hey u know i IM'd steve like usual and he told me he was "out with his girlfriend"
meghan: you totally got bitch ditched

by ilikebigbutts90 April 11, 2009

Ditch Bitch

A annoying and toxic individual who goes out of there way to make other people’s life hell

Jack was such a Ditch Bitch last night

by Trepticon May 15, 2020

Hairy Ditch

When someone is late for an engagement because they hooked with a bitch.

Hey man, where's Dan?
I think he ran off into a hairy ditch.

by Bobby Cockman January 24, 2010

vaginal ditch

A term first brought about in the Cold War, used to describe the bitchy housewife.

You dirty bitch, you got an itch in your vaginal ditch.

by Vaginal Mitch July 19, 2004

Ditch Pig

Any races, religions, or creeds equivalent of white trash. The trashiest people that even trashy people make fun of. Often seen surrounded by ditch piglets.

Don't go to Walmart the first of the month, the ditch pigs will be swarming.

by Ditch Pig Grand Wizard July 05, 2012

doggy and ditch

When you plan on having sex doggy-style and then ghosting the individual after the one-night stand. Used by people whose favorite position is doggy-style.

Alix: "That guy is such a hottie."
Liz: "Yea, I wanna doggy and ditch him."

by letsgetfreaky21 July 31, 2017

dyke-ditch

When you are hanging out with your friends, and one happens to be a lesbian. After hanging out for a bit, her 'friend' who is a girl calls her up and she ditches you guys for her, because you and your other friends saw them making out in the parking lot.

DUDE, ellen called rosie again..they're probably going to be scissoring now.. she seriously needs to stop dyke-ditching us

by Rashy December 06, 2008