Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.
by the PITA son October 15, 2017
by URBOI_ September 11, 2022
Friend 1 “this guys the funniest goon in the crooks”
Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”
Friend 2 “what the hell is the crooks?”
Friend 1 “exactly.”
by Alphonzo123 August 05, 2023
Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Jacob Crooks you sicken me
by Hdudhfhdhxdycv January 11, 2019
by MoPetes17 March 22, 2018
Why do you have so many pics of buff men on your phone? Are you gay?
No im fully straight
You're a crooked rular
No im fully straight
You're a crooked rular
by Fluffy'n'feathery February 20, 2024
When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
by crooked.frog February 23, 2021