Caking

The action of beating the shit out of your face with cosmetic; to really layer that shit on some much your pores begin to suffocate

Jake: Damn did you see Elizbeths today? I could wipe half of her face right off!
Jeremy: God I know all the girls at our school seem to be caking!

by Hoodbitch37 August 28, 2016

Cake

A dumb bitch who eats ass and sucks toes.

1.) Her? Yeah, she’s a cake. I wouldn’t go near her if I were you.

by Alavarieee October 30, 2019

Cake

When a girl has a phat, round, luscious ass. The kind of ass you have to notice. A booty than every guy stops and admires. The result of lots of squats or sometimes it's genetic which is more impressive.

Damn check out Kiana, shawty got cake

booty ass

by ParadoxFox420 November 17, 2016

cake

Cake means average. As in, "Not very impressive," but rather rubbish.
Its is a negatively descriptive word.

Your track time was cake. You took far too long to complete the circuit

by colloquialismisjustmything November 30, 2016

cake

-a mixture of flour, sugar, butter, eggs, milk, baking powder, and a diploma/degree/certificate of some sort. That houses the degree in order to prove it means nothing.

-Kanye West received an Honorary Doctorate from The School of The Art Institute and baked that sucker into a cake.

by lil'_Jimmy March 27, 2015

cake

What every woman wants.

Jane was hungry, so she got her boyfriend to make her a cake to turn her on and to satisfy her craving.

by Kara K March 19, 2008

cake

A morbidly obese girl who dressed in very inappropriately sexy clothing. She will usually display absolutely no awareness of her body or how provocatively she is dressed. However, she may also be super-aware of her sexuality, expecting all men to desire her and showing absolutely no interest in or recognition of rejection by the opposite sex. The term "cake" refers to her constant desire and inappropriately timed consumption of sugarey baked goods and hydrogenated snacks. IE, eating twinkies while wearing a vinyl mini skirt at a night club.

"check out that cake on the dance floor - I've never seen anyone eat a twinky and back their ass up at the same time!"

by sedgeflower July 2, 2008