Tea-vag

(Tea-Vajj-ed)

The word one uses when one gets tea-bagged, except by a girl. How it works is left up to the users sick imagination. More likely to be heard used over the internet, particularly X-Box Live.

KrAZyGIrll299: Yeah, get owned, sucka!

ThaaManlyMan: Shut up and make me a sandwich.

KrAZyGIrll299: What?! Oh, you're gettin' tea-vagged now!

by Ryan283 January 28, 2009

Saggy Vag

When ones vagina hangs so low it drags in the dirt.

"OMG Kangan has a saggy vag, look at it, its picking up all of that dirt.

by Vag Brace July 28, 2008

Vag Patch

An industry term for a patch used to cover a woman's vagina when filming a nude scene in which ones' private parts should not be showing, as stated by Emmy Rossum on the March 1st, 2011 episode of Conan.

If I have to take off my underwear for this scene I'm going to need you to get me a vag patch

by xroyalrooterx March 02, 2011

vodka vag

The female version of whiskey dick: when a woman can't reach an orgasm because she's to drunk

Guy 1: did u hear what happen to Samantha after her drunken fiasco?
Guy 2: no what happen?
Guy 1: she was having sex with her boyfriend and he ass going to town on that ass but she couldn't come?
Guy 2: ah she must have had vodka vag!

by munkz1er November 02, 2013

vag liquification

(a) The spontaneous and sudden pooling of erotic fluid within a woman's vag and panties upon seeing or hearing something which instantly turns her on. First seen online in mid-2009 on social networking site Livejournal in reference to the worldwide phenomenon of women lusting after Robert Pattinson.

(b) The female equivalent of sper.

RPattz - his capacity for vag liquification spans continents

by n7of9 July 26, 2009

vag-willie

the insertion of the index finger into the vaginal cavity to obtain wetness like spit then sticking and twisting said wet index finger into someone else's ear.

she was feeling a bit frisky and evil so she reached down under, gave herself a quick rubdown and surprised him with a warm, wet, heart-felt vag-willie.

by Vanessa Schwag November 05, 2010

Vag Snot

The oozing cum leaking out of a chicks vagina after getting nailed.

"Dude go clean up that vag snot it is getting on my moms couch!"

by kbean0616 January 31, 2009