Tide pod

People actually eat them. People ACTUALLY eat them. This generation is sick and take memes way too far.

“Hey jimmy you want to go to a party and eat tide pods?”

by Get a # life August 11, 2019

Tide

Tide is a person with a very large 15 inch penis who gets lots of females and very athletic

danm he just fucked my bitch must be a tide

by Tide Omundsen May 1, 2024

High Tide

The period of time where your place is tidy enough to make a good impression on house guests.

Guests will be sailing through the door any moment so we need to bring the house up to high tide. It’ll ebb back down to its natural state of chaos in low tide as soon as they’re gone, which is fine, but I can’t even swing a cat in here right now.

by Ohcomeonman May 6, 2019

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

Crimson Tide

A menstrual flow.

Sue is pretty bitchy today, she must be riding the crimson tide.

by Stooge-a-phile November 30, 2017

Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also, "bit torrent"

So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"

My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

Crimson Tide

In reference to the NCAA D-1 team in Tuscaloosa as well as Denzel Washington's insubordination in a submarine.

The Alabama Crimson Tide were upset against Clemson in the latest football title game but not as upset as was Gene Hackman was in regards to Denzel in the movie Crimson Tide.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019