two direction

one direction after Zayn took the four album too seriously and left
do you like one direction?
don't you mean two direction
oh yea
by Larryskrub April 03, 2015
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Two Chains

Whether bound by chain of iron or gold, one remains nonetheless bound.
I was flossin' my bling yo when some happy motherfucker looks me dead in the eye and says, "I wonder if you understand what these ostentatious restraints around your neck say about you?" It was then that I realized I have allowed this shiny rock, and the ideas associated with and superimposed onto it by others, to define my perspective of true value. I need to step out of Babylon because I've been played my whole life like a yo-yo!

That is when I came to understand the concept of two chains began to prioritize love, wisdom and positivity.
by The Luminous Lion July 02, 2017
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two-flusher

a piece of log so humungous and/or rigid that, after the deed, the defecator would need to flush the toilet twice to completely banish the sucker. Sometimes it requires the assistance of the defecator to break the shat up manuel with near-by objects, e.g. toilet brush, scissors, toothbrush (of one's partner), etc.
*flush*
dang, still here?
*flush*
later, sucker

"I had a two-flusher this morning mom!"
"That's what you get for not eating your vegetables love"
by jajambo February 05, 2004
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Fox Two

Code used by NATO Air Force pilots to indicate the launch of an air-to-air infrared-guided missile.
I'm in position for a Sidewinder, Fox Two.
by thefosh August 16, 2009
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Two-faced

To say one thing and do another. Also to act one way on saturday, and flip a bitch on tuesday.
"I'm a Two-faced cunt that dosent really know what the hell she wants, please dont mistake my apparent feelings for you as real feelings, even though I tell you they are, cause it is in my nature to say one thing, do another, and claim to have done a third."
i.e M.E.
by Stepped on again. May 03, 2006
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zero two

Best girl from 2018, most precious smile aswell.
she should be loved and protected.
Zero two is really a great waifu !
by Horn Lover August 07, 2018
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two sticks two bones

To rob a place with 2 sticks (2 guns) with two of your friends and kill em in cold blood this 2 bones
Yo imma go get two sticks two bones
by Mark wallus December 27, 2020
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