Spunk Skunk

When a concubine with resent ejaculat inside of their anal cavity is threatened, they will proceed to forcefully excreat said ejaculat in an act of defeanse. Spraying the threat.

Attempting to rob Sharqesha the local prostitute may end with her spunk skunking you.

by McThunder Daddy September 4, 2018

Skunk truffle

A freshly disimpacted bowel that when sliced in half resembles a truffle mushroom.

After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.

by jJacovovich, Esq. November 19, 2018

Skunk and Dump

When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.

Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)

by bebopinator December 27, 2011

skunk cigarette

A marijuana cigarette

I caught my son Timmy smoking skunk cigarettes!

by the man in the hat December 8, 2019

Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.

Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

Skunking Around

When you are out trying to get some action when, truth be told, you aren't suppose to be.

"If Becky found out Bob was out skunking around last night, she'd drop him in a heartbeat."

by Words4Birds April 14, 2019

skunk puppet

Noun: A soiled condom used for anal sex.

Never leave your skunk puppet just laying around.

by Plac3b0 May 17, 2016