by MrMcgee November 27, 2013
A person who trys to do thier best
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
by Salty Shrimp April 09, 2016
The toe adjacent to your pinky toe which is always curled up and resembling the crescent shape of a frozen shrimp.
Dude...you got a piece of seafood stuck to your foot, bro...oh wait..nevermind...it's your shrimp toe.
by Screw Liberals April 16, 2018
Shrimps shit with their asshole, which lies on their forehead. So basically an alternative to "shit head".
by Phqu September 21, 2016
actually not a true Shrimp, it is actually a type of Stomotopod that frequently comes with live rock. It eats basically anything and can cause havoc in reef systems. Peacock Mantis' are known to grow up to 6'' and some species have the striking power of a .22 pistol! They're by far the coolest live rock hitchhiker. If you have a Mantis Shrimp, it may make a sharp CRACKING noise which means its banging or striking against the glass or something in your tank; known to eat coral, fish and inverts.
guy 1: Dude I just got a mantis shrimp in my live rock, he's so cool looking
me: You're so lucky man!
me: You're so lucky man!
by PatC September 06, 2005
A sway Back, third world, one shoe wearing, nappy Neck, no edges, havin' a paper bag as a purse, thirsty lot lizard at the marina.
by salidsteeze August 08, 2020
Crackhead shrimp is a former shell of a person who is so devoured by drug use they can't function. They suck at their job and when they speak they make no sense all they do is shake, grab their head and never work"
Me "John is so fucking stupid and high all the time
Don vito " yeah, he's like a Crackhead shrimp!"
Everybody else "Vejo Bugaron!"
Don vito " yeah, he's like a Crackhead shrimp!"
Everybody else "Vejo Bugaron!"
by Don vito June 23, 2017