Ponding

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.

My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.

by H2omeier June 27, 2017

pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!

by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.

"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"

by JPuffer July 11, 2022

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025

The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid

Ahhhhh the mystery pond

by Hedonia January 22, 2024

hippo pond

A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's

Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!

by hippo lover 666 September 22, 2016

expanding the pond

Expanding the pond is when you have someone spread their asscheeks for you, making their taut asshole available. You’ll need both hands for this next part. To expand the pond, you push both of your hands inside the asshole and then from the inside spread the asshole wide open. This is expanding the pond. Once you’ve done this, a second person can now come in and fist the person who’s pond is expanded more easily.

I was having a threesome last night and one of the guys was totally expanding the pond!

by Cammythejammy February 22, 2023