juicy peanuts

An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.

Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”

by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021

peanut the hamster

Peanut the hamster is cute amazing furry loving caring and is the cutest hamster in world owner is Dakota

Peanut the hamster looks fat

by LOVE PEANUT THE HAMSTER May 8, 2018

Heehoo Peanut

ohh ohh ahh ahh used to convey sarcasm and insult someone's sayings by mocking them like a monkey.

Person 1: You are an idiot.
Person 2: Heehoo Peanut you are an idiot.

by infranana December 8, 2020

Peanut Flopper

When some sharts themselves, and it comes out their pant leg, falling to the floor.

Paul-"That dude laughed so hard he shit himself!" Matt- "Yeah, he is a total peanut flopper."

by Mike Matt-ka September 2, 2010

peanut basket

it's peanuts within a basket you disgusting fuck.

aye yo tony, you got them peanut baskets?

by Mrbananagurd January 18, 2017

Peanut Diving

A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.

Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

Burning Peanuts

The art of tying your nutsack with some sort of nearby string (Ex. Tooth Floss),and dipping it in peanut butter as your partner continuously licks and sandpapers it.

Richard : "Shit bro,I think im getting laid tonight.What should I do?"
Mike: "One word,Burning Peanuts"

by Reyvor January 14, 2016