slut munchies

Becoming hungry to eat out girls for breakfast, lunch, dinner or even a snack.

Ben: “Oh fuck mate, I’m hungry”
Harry: “Do you wanna swing by Hungry Jacks?”
Ben: “Nah mate, I’ve got the slut munchies!”
Harry: “Oh shit! Well let’s see what Grace is up to!”

by Larasaurus December 1, 2017

Ninja munchies

When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)

I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream

by RespectMyAuthoritay August 5, 2023

Jeremy munchy

Shoving 66 potatoes up ur ass and squishing it until it becomes a stew. Then feed the stew to a pregnant mother.

I gave her a Jeremy munchy

by Jeremy munchy February 11, 2025

Munchy Crustard

Munchy Crustard is the typical hardened ring that forms around the nozzle/edge of a mustard container.

“Oh man, Munchy Crustard landed on your hot dog!”

by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022

Emotional munchies

When you’re so sensitive and feel too many emotions you end up binge eating

Bro I got them emotional munchies after the break up

by Zoyka5 December 4, 2022

munchie bear

A little bear that loves to be snuggled and kissed

The little munchie bear crawled into monkeys bed

by Monkeybooboo April 9, 2022

Premeditated Munchies

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.

When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017