Moses

Just a random guy who got a superpower to split water into a path. Now splits Jesus' coffee in half for his amusement.

Moses is splitting the nearby fountain today, let's go see. - Peter at the pearly gates

by iamrajmoses May 10, 2022

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Moses

That Jewish dude.

"Moses said something to another Jewish guy"

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Gil Moses

Gil Moses is cool. Everybody likes him. Be like Gil Moses. Like a Lavendel Flower.

Scherbel: Hey Gil Moses, wollen wir mal wieder was machen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss zum Anwalt danach zur Kirche danach zum Friseur danach bekommen wir besuch danach gehen wir in den Zirkus danach muss ich lernen und danach nochmal zum Anwalt.

Scherbel: Ah Schade, aber wollen wir morgen Fornite spielen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss wieder zum Anwalt danach bekommen wir besuch danach muss ich in den Zirkus.

by Scherbel B March 15, 2022

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