An awesome little city that's fun to hang out in, whether it's at the mill pond (to see afro duck! :D) or the movies, you'll just enjoy it.
Has some pretty cool kids, if you get to know them. Who know how to party any place any time. They aren't all rich snobs.
Has some pretty cool kids, if you get to know them. Who know how to party any place any time. They aren't all rich snobs.
Person 1: Hey what town is this? It's pretty nice...
Person 2: Dude this is Brighton Michigan, it's pretty cool.
Person 2: Dude this is Brighton Michigan, it's pretty cool.
by IDon'tHaveToTellYouMyName,DoI? May 05, 2011
by ihateeveryonelol January 27, 2021
by ‽‽‽‽‽ June 13, 2022
when one places and orange inside a woman’s vagina and the women then squeezes the juices out of the orange and the partner drinks the juice
by soggywotsits November 06, 2020
The worst females you will ever come in contact with. They act very nice and trustworthy until they take your money and fuck your brother.
Chad: "hey man how are things with that Michigan girl going?"
Ron:"Not good, She left me, killed my dog, and sent me a video of her fucking my brother. I still love her though."
Ron:"Not good, She left me, killed my dog, and sent me a video of her fucking my brother. I still love her though."
A place where no matter how hard you try you'll never be happy unless you're white, rich, and athletic. Everyone's fake and snobby. If you live here you're either a bitch, a hoe, a douche, or a thirty year old mom with the only accomplishment in her life is her being captain of her cheer team in high school. For the love of God, don't live here.
"Have you ever visited Brighton Michigan?"
"Oh my god man I wish I hadn't. What a white trash town."
"Oh my god man I wish I hadn't. What a white trash town."
by awkwardquesadilla420 May 19, 2020
The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.
by the old dick twist April 28, 2022