Brighton Michigan

An awesome little city that's fun to hang out in, whether it's at the mill pond (to see afro duck! :D) or the movies, you'll just enjoy it.
Has some pretty cool kids, if you get to know them. Who know how to party any place any time. They aren't all rich snobs.

Person 1: Hey what town is this? It's pretty nice...
Person 2: Dude this is Brighton Michigan, it's pretty cool.

by IDon'tHaveToTellYouMyName,DoI? May 30, 2011

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Clare, Michigan

A small town filled with either basic bitches *boys and girls*, stoners, or rednecks. In Clare, you either have mommy and daddy buy you everything, or you work and get that shit yourself. Everything that goes on in Clare depends on the seasons, just picture endless parties all the way around.

Clare, Michigan
Let's go to that party in Clare!
I'm down.

by Theonlybitch24 March 12, 2020

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Michigan Fisting

Fisting without the thumb: 4 fingers + part of the palm

For the etymology, consult a map of Michigan

"How much do you have in me?"
"We're Michigan fisting right now, babe"

by ‽‽‽‽‽ June 12, 2022

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Michigan loctite

Rust,gunk, grime and salt all on parts of Michigan cars forming loctite or an unbreakable bond causing headaches and broken bolts. Coined by the old and grumpy mechanic Nick

Customer: how much to change brakes?
Nick: depends on how long it takes to get all that Michigan loctite off

by hollie198 September 10, 2022

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michigan girl

The worst females you will ever come in contact with. They act very nice and trustworthy until they take your money and fuck your brother.

Chad: "hey man how are things with that Michigan girl going?"
Ron:"Not good, She left me, killed my dog, and sent me a video of her fucking my brother. I still love her though."

by anonymous January 22, 2022

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