toss the match

1. When a person has become a dumpster fire.

2. To give up on or get rid of something you no longer care about.

Whoa! What happened to (insert hot mess here)

Toss the match already !?!

by Carbon06 November 20, 2020

match grass

in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.

Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.

The fire was started when Billy was out splitting wood, in the middle of a field of match grass

by Nalothisal June 7, 2019

William Matches

A describing word for when a booty call ends in pure hair seamen and icning

I had a William Matches last night with my mum, I rate it.

by The Smeggs December 20, 2019

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

Grudge Match

A game where two oppents line up against a wall and push each other to see who is stronger than the other by pushing the other off the wall. Hands, feet and the head are off limits, as you can only push using your torso. Usually has a result of gathering a huge crowd.

Bro, let's do a grudge match. I bet I'm stronger than you are!

by UrbanCreatornoob May 11, 2017

Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Match maker

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.

Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for

Boy: “hey, how was the test”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”

by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024