grinder hider

A closeted homosexual who likely holds a position of authority.

Rick Santorum is probably a grinder hider.

by JohnJohnsonfromWisconsin September 16, 2022

organ grinder duet

loud sex

I couldn’t sleep because of the organ grinder duet next door.loud sex

by 3hourtour June 08, 2024

Cushion grinder

An expelling of air from one’s butt into a cushion, making an obnoxious grinding-like noise.

Brenda: what the he’ll kind of fart was that?
Bob: yeah! It was a real cushion grinder!!

by Ale house 1 April 17, 2019

tallahassee meat grinder

When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts

Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.

by Jpv420 June 17, 2019

Granny Grinder

A person who loves to grind on grannies

James is a granny grinder

by granny grinder May 06, 2018

German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.

My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!

by GreatWhiteD May 20, 2015

Gooch Grinder

A lesbian

“Why did Rachel reject me bro?”-Cleetus
“She must be a gooch grinder!”- Tyler

by Rockcrawler01 March 01, 2022