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Flop Nobbed

In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.
Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.

The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.

That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).

Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"
by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009
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Piss Flops

worn out ,overused hanging low vaginal lips either belonging to a slut or a grandma
She dropped her panties and her Piss Flops were scraping on the floor!!
by Lulu1310 February 5, 2020
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Flop Doggin

My roommate is always flop doggin so watch out when you come over.

After sex I walk around the apartment flop doggin.

I was in my room flop doggin when my uncle walked in. He wouldn’t leave for some reason.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Bitch Flop

1) Gay slang for flip flops!

2) When a fat woman flops up and down on a dick, looking like a chicken.
Those are some hot bitch flops!
by Munty2002 August 22, 2011
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Flippin Flop

When the ball hits the ground and you catch it, then the ref calls it a touchdown
PAY ATTENTION REF! YOU FLICKITY FLIPPIN FLOP!
by stephen 47 October 20, 2018
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Fag Flopping

a guy goin from male to male expressing interest, making sexual innuendos, or doing anything that may be seen as homosexual in a short period of time
Fag flopping: a sad look spread across Drew's face as he caught his boyfriend flirting with Andrew then kissing Kevin. What a fag flopper!!
by Evelet January 30, 2009
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turd-flop

hairstyle in which all of the hair on the head is gathered in a ponytail, folded in half to make a pseudo-bun, and tied with a hair band.
Your hair is going to get stuck in the roller coaster, put it in a turd-flop.
by dennierich July 22, 2011
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