by Ami 💍 September 05, 2023
Pronounced skʌmˈfu - scum-fu refers to humanity's first tried and true martial art: the art of being a scumbag.
Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Commonly seen when managers require their staff to find a replacement for when they call in sick instead of doing their fucking job.
Manager: I understand you are sick but you are required to find a replacement for your missed shift.
Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
Employee: Ah, I see you too are a master of scum-fu!
by scum-fu January 02, 2023
When you're singing a song and the word "fuck" is about to come up only to get bleeped and disappoint you.
My Chemical Romance- Blood
(you singing)
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful *bleep*
(You start screaming)
Fu-WHAT!!! What the fuck was that.
(you singing)
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful *bleep*
(You start screaming)
Fu-WHAT!!! What the fuck was that.
by WritterKnownAsAnonymous July 05, 2010
ehi man! deh new day ez I man fus day, yuh mus pas roun fuh leh we bun some carn.
Hi, tomorrow is my birthday, you are invited to past by my place to share in smoking mariguana
Hi, tomorrow is my birthday, you are invited to past by my place to share in smoking mariguana
by bushfox May 14, 2009
When a fairy, fuck boy threatens violence relying on his sweaty, Bikram style Yoga Fu. Definitely a mixture of downward dog and monkey style. This would scare a redneck to death coming at him.
by The Conjurer December 16, 2020
by The Geeky Gangsta October 02, 2017
It’s a fuck you diary or journal or folder or file or binder. It’s a documented, dated log of illegal or inappropriate actions taken by a person, usually a family member, against you. It’s primary use is for documentation to give as evidence to cps or the police that shows the pattern of behavior the person has engaged in towards you or your family. It is a “fuck you” because it contradicts (with photos, emails, and other concrete evidence) their alternate version of events that they have spun into a story for cps or the police.
Take a screen shot of this conversation I had with your mother about our baby. She denies that he has a peanut butter allergy. Then she demands to babysit him alone. We definitely need this for our FU diary. She claims she will call the police on us if we don’t let her have her grand baby.
by mememememememememe August 18, 2021