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new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.
Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!
by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024
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Steamed Dumplings

While spooning naked, when she lets out a fart against your balls and they vibrate into a steamy treat.
That was the best sleep over ever! In the middle of the night I woke up when I felt the vibration of steamed dumplings when she farted against my junk.
by hec.tor September 27, 2021
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Butt Dumpling

When one stresses the digestion system so profusely the inner walls of the colon have no choice but to abort the festering cyst that has manifested from nothing but soy based ramen and Serrano peppers.
Oh man we ate too much ramen I feel a "Butt Dumpling" knocking.
by Bobby Brinkman August 4, 2024
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Dumpling Pimp

When you are from New York, you are a streamer, and you make the best dumplings in town.
That NY Stallion is a straight dumpling pimp.
by Shamwowedyou November 22, 2024
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Dumple

When somebody only has a dimple because they're fat, those are called Dumples.

Dimples fat dumpy
Delani: Omg Eric you have dimples!
Eric: No, Delani. Those aren't dimples, those are dumples.
by CallsforBalls November 18, 2015
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Nebraska dumpling

When you take insert a vape into your friend of lovers ass, take it out and spread the cheeks. You then blow the smoke into the asshole and enjoy.
Hey bro have you ever tried the Nebraska dumpling?
by Leviticus House March 18, 2025
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Dumple

The indentation made by the bellybutton of an overweight person when they wear a t-shirt that is a little too tight. Typically accompanies love handles.
Dimple + Dumpy = Dumple
by Sweaty Teddy June 16, 2011
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