dicking

screwing around wasting time

sorry i was dicking off.

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.

Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.

by Dee Z. Nutz March 31, 2019

Dick

A gay person's and slut's favorite type of lolipop. Usually releases milk when really horny.

You see the person over there? He sucks dick.

by Mr.Explosions February 20, 2020

Dick

A dick is a the thing you pee out off and sometimes cum. Asians penis are small,white,medium,black large. Btw I'm straight

"Hey girls you see how big his dick is"

by Anonymous 100011 July 10, 2017

Dick

Something girls like to suck on

Kate: sucks on dick**
Jason: im gonna cum.
Jason: cums in kates mouth**

Kate: mmmmm** licks cum*

by Sexisfunofcum June 1, 2019

a not dick

The abscence of a penis or lack of a nice penis/penis at all

Jim: "Guess what you have that I don't?"

Carl: "A Not Dick."

Jim: "Not cool man, not cool."

by I am a lonely cupboard December 20, 2016

dicked

To be brushed up against with a guy's junk.

girl 1"EWW"
girl 2"What happened to you?"
girl 1"I just got dicked."

by humblebeee December 17, 2013