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Screen Test

To smash a suspects' head into the steel grid of a police cruiser prisoner transport barrier, by slamming on the brakes, while the prisoners' hands are bound behind his back.
"The perp spit at me and started saying things about my mother, then threatened my family, so I gave him a 'screen test'."
by The partition safety nut April 29, 2010
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COVID test

A modern spin on a much loved classic. Ask her to open her mouth and say “ahhhhhhh” and then ram your cock down her throat and rub it on her tonsils. When you’re about to cum, whip it out and cum up her nose.
James- “Met a girl last night and gave her a cheeky COVID test”

Borat- “very nice, I like
by HJ HH January 4, 2021
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The Taste Test

The Taste Test is when a female pours red wine over the vaginal area while she is on her period. She then forces you to eat her out while you attempt to decipher the difference between the wine and the blood.
Yo dawg, this girl gave me The Taste Test last night and I could tell she had some heavy flow.
by Brother GUAR March 24, 2020
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Nickelback Test

A test that it is 100% necessary to give to all of your friends before continuing your relationships. The test must be delivered in an inquisitive tone, as to trick the friend into thinking you are also a fan of the band.

Through the administration of this test, we can successfully alienate the Nickelback-loving world, and eventually separate them from us completely in society, leading to our nationwide radio stations being freed from their reign of terror.
"Hey Nick, I just saw that there is a Nickelback concert here in June. You want to go?"

"Dude, I love Nickelback!! Let's do this!"

"Nick! You too? NOOOOOOOOOOO. That was the Nickelback test! Don't ever talk to me again."
by jblakely April 14, 2010
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Test-Tickle

The act of tickling a person who is either conscious or not, with your testicles.
She was sleeping on my couch so I thought I would wake her up with the Test-Tickle.
by Mattiusmaximus October 25, 2009
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Orgasm Test

When you think your in love with someone. You must apply the orgasm test. When your feeling all lovey dovey about them,you masturbate until you climax and after that,If you feel differently about them. They have failed the orgasm test and you should NEVER get serious with them.
Hey man,What ever happened to going out with Julie?

I really Liked her but I took the orgasm test and she totally failed.
by SmoothlikeAcid March 9, 2011
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drug testing

A practice that is actually illegal, but because a person elects to work for an employer that decides to drug test there is nothing that can be done.
by BandGirlGoneBad July 27, 2004
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