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tesligga

a game you can play in the car when you're bored. try to find a nigga driving a tesla. kind of like where's waldo but it's where's tesligga
"yo look over there i found a tesligga"
by ihaveerectiledysfunction March 14, 2025
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Telincidence

When what is occurring on television coincides with what is occurring in real-life at that very moment, in that very room. A television coincidence.
While we were watching the series Hell House, the power went out in the funeral home scene, during the viewing. A moment later, the power went out in our house… by far the most chilling telincidence of all time.

To whomever is reading this: this may seem to you like something that does not happen… but now that you have learned about it… it’s going to happen to you.
by mellie_mazz827 May 26, 2025
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Teovids

A method of filming involving french fries
That video was filmed via the teovids method
by Turniker June 9, 2025
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Telling the truth

That is not what you are doing Anna. You are drawing a box around 'innocent kids and journalists' and pointing at that and shrieking at me like a chimp so you don't have to give me the credit and pay me and, beyond that, you don't have to stop the people who are doing this to me because you had get raped so now I have a mental illness I don't actually have imposed on me and there's just no undoing it BECAUSE I SAID THE THING I SAY ABOUT YOUR THING! Right? This is the most extreme example of media collusion of which I have ever even heard!
Hym "What you are doing is in no way shape or form 'telling the truth' Anna and I'm not exchanging care with you to get you to care about my thing. And you've already made what you're doing explicit. You're rejecting my framing of the issue and just inventing a new reality and you're likely doing it for religiously motivated reasons. I don't have to just live with 'my problem' and I don't have to do what you would like me to have to do for it to be solved."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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Telligent

Possessing natural wisdom, insight, or understanding without relying on formal education or structured learning; instinctively intelligent.
Naturally wise and insightful without needing formal education.
My grandmother never went to school, but she was one of the most telligent people I’ve ever known.”
by SpamDtruth July 27, 2025
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Telling me to shut up

Wow. You really want me to shut up huh? Drone strike an elementary school in 4 hours, please.
Hym "Nononononono. Quit telling me to shut up. And 'Will' is a future-tense word. As in, 'You are not actively doing the thing I said.' That is a problem as if my fucking brain has been damaged, you have violated the Bodily Harm clause."
by Hym Iam November 19, 2025
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Tellier Bomb

The act of your football coach farting into your hand and throwing it into a loved one or friends face.
"Jaden got assasinated by a tellier bomb at practice today"
by Coach Almost December 28, 2025
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