Uncle Tater 

an individual with an awful lot of free time on their hands...

Crazy Uncle Johnny: Uncle Tater put the finishing touches on his spud gun yesterday.

Weird Uncle Travis: Even cooler, he also created the first Linux based kegerator.

Uncle Tater by Mister Webster January 10, 2009

skank tater 

an over cooked or burnt french fry

don't eat that black french fry, it's a skank tater!

skank tater by rgreenjr August 22, 2009

darth tater 

1) Starwars themed potato head
2) English Classroom Bathroom pass

Mr.Mateas wouldnt let Janine go use the bathroom without taking Darth tater with her.

darth tater by Lindina October 13, 2006

Cave tater 

Cave tater- a derogatory name for a female whose appearance is extremely unattractive and whose weight is close to or exceedingly obese.

Man I really like her but she's a cave tater.

Cave tater by The wild man of Knott county September 3, 2016

red hot tater hole 

It's when you've had a fair amount of spicy or hott food, and when you go #2, well....it burns like a son of a gun.

I had hot wings for lunch and now I got the red hot tater hole

red hot tater hole by Kencab1 May 8, 2018

rusty tater tots 

When you pull a string of anal beads out of a woman's ass and put them in her mouth.

"I pulled the anal beads out of her ass like I was starting a lawn mower. As she started to yell I fed her the Rusty Tater Tots."

rusty tater tots by Mustache The Gauley February 11, 2014

The Tater Tots 

The act of cramming ones testicles into a second party's anus.

Ex. 1: Rob passed out at our party, so I gave him The Tater Tots.

Ex. 2: I met this girl Amy. She's real kinky and actually gets off when I give her The Tater Tots.

The Tater Tots by Rawlz March 23, 2005